10 Commandments

"Mom! She's using your name in vain!" said DD4 of DD5

Verbal Instructions

"I believe you, but I don't understand a word you just said." (DD5's response when I was explaining how to draw a cube.)

A Complement?

"Mom, you're not fat enough to be on Biggest Loser yet."(DS9)

Duck, Duck, Goose

DD5 and DD4 are playing Duck, Duck, Goose -- just the two of them. While DD5 is it, DD4 is sitting on the floor waving her hand wildly, "Pick me! Pick me!"