Orange

"So, Mom, is an orange called an orange because of the color orange, or is the color orange called orange because of the orange?"(DS9)

Brain Freeze

DS9 finished his snow cone and exclaimed with dismay, "Even though I tried my best, I STILL didn't get a brain-freeze!" 

Sometimes I just don't get that kid.

Theme Song

"You can't kill me! I have my own theme song!" exclaimed DS9 as he played his Indiana Jones Lego game on the Wii.