Playing House

DD4 & DD3 are playing house. I just heard DD3 as the mom say, "Dear Jesus, please don't let my baby die. In Jesus' name, Amen." 

Apparently it's a tense day in their make-believe world.

Hot Soup

"Mommy, my soup is too hot. Would you blow it up, please?"

A Little Insulation

DD4 insisted on wearing pants under her dress this morning. When I asked why, she explained, "So my teachers wont hear me toot."

Being a Grown-Up is Better

Why it's better to be a grown-up than a kid (by DD4): 

1. You get to stay up way later. 
2. You can ride roller coasters. 
3. You can make whatever you want for dinner. 
4. You can tell kids what to do.

Yep. She's pretty much summed it up.