Bilingual

Yesterday DD4 informed her class that she speaks Butterfly AND Alien Spanish. I wonder what she'll share today.

Daddy's Birthday

DS8: "I guess Daddy's not so excited about his birthday cuz once you get to be his age, your life's almost over." 

I think I'll go ahead and cross Hallmark off the list of potential future employers.

Who Is That?

"Do you ever look in the mirror and think, 'Whoa! That's me!'?"  said DD10

Inside a Diary

"My diary is more like a captian's log." -- DD10

Would You Rather...

DS8's question of the day: "Would you rather be eaten by an alligator or a shark?"