Biblical Correctness

DS9 is concerned that in our nativity scene the wise men are arriving from the west rather than the east.

Chewing Gum

"Whenever I chew gum, I feel like I'm a bad guy in a movie, and I have to smack." (DD5)

Men's Fashion

As we were leaving Mens Warehouse, DS9 looked skeptically at a manequin and said, "Is that a purse or a European shoulder bag?"

Terms of Agreement

DD5 agreed to play pirates with DS9 only if she could be a princess pirate who always does ballet.

Travelling Games

Question #1: Who was the first man to walk on the moon? 

DD4: God? 

Us: No... 

DD4: Jesus?

Equal Rights

Upon seeing Joe Pool Lake, DS9 announced, "This lake is man-made." 

Offended, DD5 countered, "Huh-uh! It's for girls, too!"

Nutrition

"Is bread carbohydrated?"

10 Commandments

"Mom! She's using your name in vain!" said DD4 of DD5

Verbal Instructions

"I believe you, but I don't understand a word you just said." (DD5's response when I was explaining how to draw a cube.)

A Complement?

"Mom, you're not fat enough to be on Biggest Loser yet."(DS9)

Duck, Duck, Goose

DD5 and DD4 are playing Duck, Duck, Goose -- just the two of them. While DD5 is it, DD4 is sitting on the floor waving her hand wildly, "Pick me! Pick me!"

Fashion

"I feel like such a rock star in this outfit." (DD11)

Meatloaf

"This looks really gross, but it's actually the best thing in the world," said DS9 of the meatloaf Steven made us for dinner.

Words of Affirmation

"Mom, can you tell me about how good I've been today?"asked DD5 as I was tucking her into bed.

The Devil

"The Devil is the biggest brat ever."(DD5)